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Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder is the Worst Game Ever, hits PSN Tuesday

Piotr Babieno's Avatar + Posted by Piotr Babieno on Feb 21, 2011 // iFun4All

Hello PlayStation fans and readers! By now, you might be wondering about the title to this blog post. Why would anyone be proud to be associated with the worst of anything? Well, if you’re wondering that, you probably don’t know much about our team here at iFun4All, our upcoming PlayStation mini Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder and our goal of creating the worst game of all time!

We consider iFun4All one of the worst developers in the world, let alone Europe. We’re a small team, consisting mostly of a few talentless drunkards scattered about a few remote villages. With our limited funds and even more limited access to power and internet, creating truly great games just isn’t a real possibility. We instead decided to go the other way, and set out to create the worst games of all time.

We were well on our way with our first title, Crap of Defense for the iPhone and iPod touch… but in what we feel is a certain conspiracy to thwart our goal, various media outlets actually gave Crap of Defense great scores! We thought we would have better luck with our next title, Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder that was initially released in our native Europe…but we AGAIN were thwarted with positive reviews, including a perfect 10/10 from PSPminis.com!

We’re hoping for better luck with Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder over here in the states, so we decided to work with our friends over at PlayStation.Blog to debut this brand new trailer that shows just how awful this game truly is. In this dreadful tower defense game, you’ll be forced to wade through terrible art, music and tons of typos in order to obliterate a sea of poorly drawn and animated advancing enemy soldiers. Each crappy mission is more challenging than the last, and using special power-ups and weapons, you’ll be hard-pressed to rack up the requisite amount of “killz” without letting enemies through your defenses to advance.

We hope that you enjoy this new trailer and are able to laugh at how bad it looks. We also sincerely hope that you aren’t taken in by all the positive reviews and buzz this game has been receiving and can objectively look at Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder to decide whether or not we succeeded in our goal of creating the worst game ever!

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+ Sky-Rocketed77 on February 21st, 2011 at 7:23 pm said:

looks very terrible =)


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+ Tomm4118 on February 21st, 2011 at 7:50 pm said:

Why PlaySttion? What are you trying to prove?? Please tell me you know what the word “Abomination” means cuz this is what you’re doing. Don’t do this. If this is some sick twisted showcasing of a kind of humor…. stop.


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+ bg93- on February 21st, 2011 at 7:58 pm said:

WRONG!!!
Big Rigs is the worst game ever.


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+ torso187 on February 21st, 2011 at 8:16 pm said:

I’ve played the euro version of the game and let me tell you. This game sucks…at sucking. The PSN drop this week is so loaded with so much cool stuff.


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+ Maxthunder1 on February 21st, 2011 at 8:33 pm said:

Ill pass. Companies already make enough crap games, dont need anymore crap games on the market.


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+ KingKannibal on February 21st, 2011 at 9:15 pm said:

This game is now part of the Masochist genre!

we punish ourselves with bad games for the heck of hurting our taste!

We keep our expectations so high that when we finally play these awful games it hurts so much!


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+ KingKannibal on February 21st, 2011 at 9:16 pm said:

can’t edit so I’m going to double post and say,

Buyer’s Remorse is the best feeling ever!


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+ JoeDuke4 on February 21st, 2011 at 10:02 pm said:

You guys are nuts! Awesome.


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+ Kid_Fleetfoot on February 21st, 2011 at 10:34 pm said:

http://blog.us.playstation.com/wp-content/uploads/avatars/avatar_245875.jpg

You’re over there and I’m over here. Never the twain shall meet.
Rocks, paper, and scissors can not dissuade me.

Have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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+ BanzaiHeil on February 21st, 2011 at 11:01 pm said:

Joke or not, Superman 64 will never be dethroned.


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+ harrypoopers on February 22nd, 2011 at 12:02 am said:

Lol… Y’all be Nuckin’ Futs!


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+ fuzzyclutter on February 22nd, 2011 at 12:27 am said:

@51 wow … somebody forgot their meds today . theres this thing called “self – parody ” . i think it’s ingenius and funny … a game that makes fun of itself . lighten up .


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+ fathead170 on February 22nd, 2011 at 2:14 am said:

please do us all a favor and everyone quit making minis they r a joke an seriously bad games that would be alot better off having trophies an normal price points. any mini should b .99 cent because all of them suck


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+ dragon_frost on February 22nd, 2011 at 3:44 am said:

So people wet themselves over paper mario games but if somebody else makes a game with a similar visual style it’s automatically crap so did i miss something here?


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+ Shrewder on February 22nd, 2011 at 5:26 am said:

That promo was piss in the pants hilarious.


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+ starplaygamez on February 22nd, 2011 at 5:39 am said:

Yeap, I’m definitely going to buy this game! Looks funny:D


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+ digitalman123 on February 22nd, 2011 at 6:03 am said:

Watch it get a ten…
Probably not gonna get it… Got no money on the Store, and that’s an expensive Mini! Worst game gets Worst Price!


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+ theXsilentXchild on February 22nd, 2011 at 6:42 am said:

nice tactic. awful looking game. still not buying. minis suck.


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+ adolson on February 22nd, 2011 at 6:48 am said:

I wish it wasn’t a Minis game for two reasons – trophies, and Move.


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+ Superstrokey1123 on February 22nd, 2011 at 7:24 am said:

I find this oddly attractive lol


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+ KILLA_KING_007 on February 22nd, 2011 at 9:01 am said:

No way.


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+ ssjmichael on February 22nd, 2011 at 10:44 am said:

So bad it’s bad. Sold


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+ dudeinmaine on February 22nd, 2011 at 11:03 am said:

Looks pretty funny….but I’m not impressed with the little kid’s wiener at about the 12 second point in the vid….shame! In America people go to jail for that stuff!


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+ abzdine on February 22nd, 2011 at 11:18 am said:

I wish this game is gonna fail so bad :P I guess that’s what you guys are waiting from releasing the worst game ever :P


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+ omega_alpha-619 on February 22nd, 2011 at 11:24 am said:

What are you saying… this game is awesome! Buying this fo’ sho!


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+ plaztiksyke on February 22nd, 2011 at 12:04 pm said:

While I like the charming art style, it doesn’t really work at this low of a resolution. I’ll totally buy it once it’s updated to support the NGP’s native resolution and is available on PS3 with said update.


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+ dime5150 on February 22nd, 2011 at 12:10 pm said:

This is insulting. We have enough developers being lazy and shoving out lame games in order to make a quick buck and then add in DLC for more money.

Yea we get it. You are trying to “make a funny”. The game still looks like garbage.


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+ The_Grey__Warden on February 22nd, 2011 at 12:37 pm said:

looks ight, r there trophies?


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+ JakeRuiner on February 22nd, 2011 at 2:20 pm said:

I honestly can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud from the blog. I love your sarcasm, and the game looks like fun. I’ll check this one out later today when PSN updates! Good stuff!


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+ SNAKE-EYES73 on February 22nd, 2011 at 2:25 pm said:

Omg is this what you kids say today? Trashing a game from my generation? Pathetic! The game look’s stupid and aweful!..
Cutesy graphic’s and probably will suck anyway lol! Hey maybe you should get off the PS3 and go back on your DSi and play that stupid Pokemon games sucker’s!


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+ Phoenix7 on February 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 pm said:

you think you guys make bad games, look up treyarch.


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+ KainDrake on February 22nd, 2011 at 4:27 pm said:

This can’t possible be worse than Go Right: Worse Game Ever. :)
http://games.adultswim.com/worst-game-ever-twitchy-online-game.html


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+ burnsideking24 on February 22nd, 2011 at 4:56 pm said:

u guys are smart. saying the opposite so ppl can see how bad ur games are and then they’re actually great. oh u sneaky company, u!


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+ theXsilentXchild on February 22nd, 2011 at 7:50 pm said:

HOW IS THIS AN RPG ANYWAY!?!?


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