Hello everyone, it’s your friendly neighborhood David Hasselhoff here. I know you’re probably wondering “What in the KITT am I doing on the PS Blog?” right? Well…settle down…settle down! I’m here to let you know straight from the Hoff’s mouth – I’m coming to PAIN! And it hurts so good! Don’t believe me, PEOPLE Magazine just broke the story and I’m talking about it on my blog.
What am I doing in PAIN you ask? It’s the Movie Studio! What’s a movie studio without The Hoff? You can now put The Hoff into a launcher and fling me into harm’s way – exploding crates, cars, people – everything is fair game. And best of all, you’ll never even put a scratch on this mug of mine!
When I was first approached about PAIN, I really didn’t know what to think. I mean, it’s great to think that someone would want to put me in a game, but THIS game is all about flinging people into walls, smashing them into cars, and spanking monkeys. While I wholeheartedly approve of the monkey spanking, I wasn’t too sure about the rest of the game. When I finally got my hands on PAIN though, everything changed, and I “got it”. If anybody can understand silly fun, it’s me.
I am a man of many emotions so when you throw me around the Movie Studio, I need to express myself. What better way than in song! So to commemorate my invasion onto the PS3, I made a cover song of Culture Club’s “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” exclusively for PAIN. I’m really happy with the way the track turned out. We definitely brought something new to such a classic, well-known tune, and when you hear it, you’re going to like it. Sure, you know David Hasselhoff, but this song is like nothing I’ve done before.
So, after a lot of hard work by a bunch of talented people, Hoff Day is coming on Nov. 6! I’ve got the keys to the Movie Studio … who wants in? After all, do you REALLY want to hurt me? Wait….don’t answer that. Just go download The Hoff and play PAIN!
lol that’s sweet =D
I remember you from Baywatch. Does that say much?
I have a whole new respect for the man now.
You can’t have the Hoff without Pam Anderson, Gary Coleman, or Spongbob ;)
Too bad no Bruce Campbell in the upcoming movie level.
How about Rick Astelly?
Oh and try to get Chuck Norris again! lol
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Should also go for Sony reps in there
Jack Tretton
Kaz Hirai
You
Jeff Rubenstein
Grace Chen
etc
etc
Oh how about Bill Gates? ;D
I’m not sure Chuck Norris would be technically playable in the game: either the slingshot would be flung back by just touching him, or the entire game world would implode after Chuck Norris’ head of awesomeness hit the ground.
bwahahahahahaha
America’s Got Issues!
i’m pretty sure my girlfriend will be buying teh hoff..
btw i meant to spell it “teh”
lol
Paying to slap The Hoff around? I’m sold! Will there be an unlockable drunk version? :^).
Thanks Hoff!
@Everyone: Yes the Studio is coming out on the 6th of November and I am in the process of getting more victims to toss. I posted on the Blog before and asked everyone who they wanted to toss. Celebs and Video Game Characters were the top votes so we are making good on promises to give you what you want.
Wow, put the man in a movie already.
How about Jackie Chan? But Chuck Norris would be pretty much the best thing ever!
I mean c’mon!! # Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice. And when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Who brings more PAIN than Chuck Norris?
(For hours of fun: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)
now we have “The Hoff” next up The Governator
I’m offended by the idea of paying to own a likeness of David Hasslehoff. Please pull this game.
The Hoff, Unbelievable! I haven’t read the blog all day and this is what I come home too?! Hilarious! Travis, David, you and the rest of the crew have outdone yourselves!
Sweet! I get to toss the Huff around the Pain universe.
The Hoff!!
we need ozzy osbourne
pee wee herman would be great
jerry lewis
ronald reagan
barbara bush
Mr. Rogers
MushMouth (from fat albert)
John Stewart
Steven Colbert
Harold and/or Kumar
rick flair (wrestlers would be fun to fling)
Abe (from the Odd World series, he was made for this game)
Joe Bob Briggs
Magic Johnson or Dennis Rodman or OJ Simpson
Homer Sipmson
Peter Griffin
Monkey D Luffy (love the one piece)
i could sit here thinking forever, but it’s bed time. Hoffster is win!! Pee Wee would be a bigger Win!?!
Mush mouth?! Hahaha I love it.